Barakath
Smashwords Edition
Copyright © 2010 Barakath
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“Sir, Mr. Mike is eating my birthday cake. How should I stop him? ”
“Ask him this question “What are you eating? 100 times”
“Students, your examinations are round the corner.”
“Which corner? Right or left?”
“Why is he soaking polo mint in water?”
“He is playing water polo.”
“Can’t you see that you’ve been dismissed from the club?”
“Sorry, I just underwent an eye operation.”
“The soldiers are being sentenced to life-imprisonment.”
“Why?”
“They can’t even read a simple sentence that says “Surrender only if your bullets run out.”
“Kevin is drinking coffee 8 times a day. Isn’t that bad for his health?”
“You are selling it to 1000 people a day. What do you have to say about that?”
“Who is your favourite teacher?”
“Ms Open Matilda.”
“She describes everything in detail.”
“Why are the fishes wearing helmets?”
“Because the fishes are hiding from the falling rouge satellite.”
“Never say no to me?”
“I know.”
“I told you not to say no.”
“Of course I know.”
“Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee.”
“Are you aware of the new policy? Can you tell me about it?”
“Yes I am, the old policy says never follow any new policy if it is old.
The new policy says ignore old policy.”
“Who created this policy?”
“Our Chairman Mr. Poo Lee See.”
“Hey, did you receive my SMS?”
“No, I’m still checking my e-mail for it.”
“What’s your name?”
“Oh Lim Picks.”
“Where are you going?”
“I’m going to the Olympics.”
“Why are the dinosaurs looking for lizards to eat?”
“They are on diet.”
“Why is Mr. Ice always having contact with the eye specialist?”
“He wants to put on contact lens.”
“The mountain climbers are searching for their country flag.”
“Where are they searching?”
“They’re at the bottom of the mountain.”
“He insulted me.”
“What did he do?”
“He told me to spell the word ‘insult’ in front of those small kids.”
“What are you cooking for lunch?”
“I’ll tell you after I’ve eaten lunch at your home.”
“Sooner or later David will resign his job.”
“Who will replace him?”
“Mr. Day Wheat”
“Who is he?”
“He’s the twin brother of David.”
“Mummy, father told me to write poem.”
“Copy from my ex boyfriends’ letters son.”
“The thief is suffering from amnesia.”